Some foods are supperiour to others.

Oh! The punnanity!

Upsi.

We accidentally obliterated the Nentir Vale and all life within it. It was amazing except we all died.

 

9/10.

I will feed you 'til you puke.

Pillower is the baby. Pilloxin is waving.

I killed a goofy and tried to feed it to the cat, but the cat just trod on it.

I met Piccolo in the university laboratory last week, when our class was studying plankton. He's nice and knows a lot about fish. I saw a plankter that was moving around very fast. It seemed fun. One plankter; many plankton. Piccolo introduced himself to me twice; I don't think he recognised me from one day to the next. I should probably use my face more.

Four goofies have crossed my path lately. Two stepped on me. I don't like it when they do that. One was walking across the window sill, clearly plotting against me. I had a book descend upon it. The last one I ordered someone else to kill, so he might be aquitted when trials are held. Autumn is goofy season. I respect that, but I wish they would stay in the compost.

I have a boat for sale.

I decided to try.

This was slightly not expected.