Snail.

Well, you know.

TV is often not so good.

What a twist!

What a rush!

Jellyfish so dangerous!

My boyfriend hates this song.

It's charming and such, until you realise they're standing on your ham.

New Deck!

Uther in a snowfall coat.

Porcelain heart.

Just a little nothing that amounts to nothing.

The planet that's so big that the stars are in front of it.

Very impactful!

Well, it's bedtime either way.

Plus, I have to get up early to drive tomorrow.

This is a traffic troll.

But you can't see him if you're big.

Ta-daa!

Contest: Write your own story!

Write a story about what is going on in this picture. All picture elements must be mentioned and the context has to make sense. Submit in comments or otherwise (not pigeon mail because i have a cat). The prize is a candy. I will not make the candy. You can also contact me if you want another prize, but it can't be more expensive or elaborate than a candy.

Nietzsche is a great comfort to me, when things like these happen.

Necessity demanded another fungus.

There was another point to this.

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Some foods are supperiour to others.

Oh! The punnanity!

Upsi.

We accidentally obliterated the Nentir Vale and all life within it. It was amazing except we all died.

 

9/10.

I will feed you 'til you puke.

Pillower is the baby. Pilloxin is waving.

I killed a goofy and tried to feed it to the cat, but the cat just trod on it.

I met Piccolo in the university laboratory last week, when our class was studying plankton. He's nice and knows a lot about fish. I saw a plankter that was moving around very fast. It seemed fun. One plankter; many plankton. Piccolo introduced himself to me twice; I don't think he recognised me from one day to the next. I should probably use my face more.

Four goofies have crossed my path lately. Two stepped on me. I don't like it when they do that. One was walking across the window sill, clearly plotting against me. I had a book descend upon it. The last one I ordered someone else to kill, so he might be aquitted when trials are held. Autumn is goofy season. I respect that, but I wish they would stay in the compost.

I have a boat for sale.

I decided to try.

This was slightly not expected.

I DESIGN MORE!

More Pokémon for Wax and Chrome!

Bunfire is a Fire/Ice type Pokémon. It lives in snowy tundra landscapes. This Pokémon burns with a strange, endothermic fire. The central red flame warms the Bunfire's egg. It is a nocturnal being. Sometimes, at night, you can see little two-coloured flames moving about in the snow. It is a beautiful nature phenomenon.

Smilorock is a Rock/Ground type Pokémon. It is extinct, and can only be obtained with a Smile Fossil. It used to live in rocky plains. Using its big obsidian teeth, it dug burrows in the ground. Its massive size made it slow, but its strength and defense are unmatched. Ancient humans used the incredibly sharp teeth as tools and weapons, which is believed to be the reason for the Smilorock's extinction.

I DESIGN!

New Pokémon, if I were to make Pokémon games. I would call them Wax and Chrome.

Pilloxin is Fairy/Poison type. It lives in meadows near human settlements. They wait for prey to find comfort on their soft, silken belly; then strike with their poisonous fangs. If it has a trainer it likes, however, Pilloxin will allow them to sleep on its belly and protects them from danger.

Grasstodont is a Grass/Rock type. It's a relatively small Pokémon that can only be obtained with a Grin Fossil. Grasstodont lived on grassy mountains, moving in prides of 10 - 20 Pokémon. They used their strange hooves to grab onto cliffs, as they fed off of the vegetation.

Practicing cis-gender dimorphism with the animal twins.

They are looking at the Hindenburg disaster.

I want to make a movie.

The budget would be cake.