I put a lot of effort into this.

You should.

Das Lied vom Dummdeppen.

Not only do we play Dungeons and Dragons, but now we've picked up Mutant as well; and I've gone crazy from drawing maps and creatures for my own.

At school, the last animal has been dissected. Now we're back to bird-watching and learning skeletal structures. The more you know about animals, the less you like them.

I taught myself to drink tea, for the sake of my health. I'll try to keep up pace.

When there's a wall, there's a wall.

Words of wisdom from a karate sensei. I shall never forget.

I missed a great bargain today.

You have to hurry up, before it's too late.

I keep forgetting.

Again.

Again.

Again.

Again.

I need structure.

I keep getting better and better at this.

He is a good clown.

There are so many things this could be.

Yesterday, there were two full rainbows in the sky. One was very bright, the one above it was fainter.

Propaganda.

The competition has finally been won! But the winner wouldn't accept the prize. The winning submission is as follows:

The man is watching a six-week long porno of his favourite waifu, and he has started to mold, so the flies are eating him, but he just keeps watching. He is rotting away, and that's why he's just a head.

Congratulations! You can claim the prize at any time, should you change your mind.