My boyfriend hates this song.

It's charming and such, until you realise they're standing on your ham.

New Deck!

Uther in a snowfall coat.

Porcelain heart.

Just a little nothing that amounts to nothing.

The planet that's so big that the stars are in front of it.

Very impactful!

Well, it's bedtime either way.

Plus, I have to get up early to drive tomorrow.

This is a traffic troll.

But you can't see him if you're big.

Ta-daa!

Contest: Write your own story!

Write a story about what is going on in this picture. All picture elements must be mentioned and the context has to make sense. Submit in comments or otherwise (not pigeon mail because i have a cat). The prize is a candy. I will not make the candy. You can also contact me if you want another prize, but it can't be more expensive or elaborate than a candy.