Saturday 9 August 2014

There is no tragedy at all in this picture whatsoever.

It is just a doll, and nobody owns the doll, because it was made for an experiment where it was intended to burn and melt, which was very successful, so everyone was very happy about it. The skateboard was donated to them as a charity, which made them even more happy. The scientists were all granted a larger stipend for their resourcefulness. The fire was all environmentally friendy as far as fires go, and the waste-products were properly cared for, so all the animals in the forests and seas were happy too and had a great party where they ate food and had many hugs. The scientists hugged too.

Furthermore the doll and the skateboard could not have been proper toys for children, because they were poisonous, but not in a way that kills, just slightly unpleasant in a way that made them unfit to play with. The experiments instead made the toys useful without harming anybody at all.The experiments helped produce toys that were flame-proof without using dangerous chemicals. The scientists all got the Nobel Prize and went on to make more great advances for the benefit of all people on earth. They also got the Animal's Forest Prize as evidence that they were all kind and could be trusted by all animals in the world.

One particular scientist was very happy and decided to throw a party for everyone who wanted to come. And of course they all came, because everybody liked the scientists so much. They danced and planted flowers and nobody was sad or even slightly pouty all of the year. This assured that they were all given many kisses by their friends and there was no fighting or sadness anymore. The world was filled with rainbow smiles.

Then came Hitler and saw how good everything had become thanks to the kind scientists, so he said that he would never make anyone sad ever, and he never became a nazi, and instead travelled around the globe giving flowers to children and building monuments of peace and love everywhere. And people all said that it was good that Hitler had become so nice and they gave him candy and lollipops. Hitler never wore a moustache and instead wore a hat of flowers that smelled lovely. All because of some scientists who wanted to make a difference came along and showed him that it is always better to be nice. This was realized by people all over the world and there were never any wars or crimes again. Batman retired happy and rich but he still helped people whenever there was trouble, like a squirrel losing its nuts or a kitten getting lost in the streets. He also paid for road signs afterwards so no more kittens would get lost.

In short all was well.

Alomomola makes disappoint.

I have my own, personal theories on why the lemmings are dying. Never touch the dead lemmings without gloves.