Thursday 31 December 2015

The wrongfully convicted are free!

I am sorry for having accused you. You're off the hook, little shroom.

I was going to add the mushroom-picture, but it's on another computer. So it's D&D again. I might show you the mushroom sometime in the future. It is hard for me to remember.

The minotaur in the planket is funny.

Wednesday 23 December 2015

Monday 14 December 2015

Cannon Fodder.

A thing that has always bothered me: Why did they let the horses try first?

Thursday 10 December 2015

The Metamorphosis - Great Literature.

It's been a while since I read it, but I'm still laughing. I felt sorry for Gregor, though. Tragicomedy for the whole family.

Monday 7 December 2015

When Artists Collide.

My brother noticed that there are too few good pictures of Oberon and Titania online. We both decided to draw them and the result is very nice. I want you to decide which Oberon and Titania picture resembles them the best, so here they are.

This one is my brother's:



And this one is mine:



Oberon and Titania are the king and queen of the fairies. They originate in the literature of the middle ages and appear in timeless, famous works of art like Nibelungenlied and A Midsummer Night's Dream. They also appear in several Dungeons and Dragons-campaigns that my brother has written. There they are crazy and annoying, and force us to go on pointless quests. Go figure.

Sunday 25 October 2015

Remakes and remasterings.

Since Naoko "George Lucas" Takeuchi started remastering her old Sailor Moon books, they're not as good anymore. Sailor Venus' chain doesn't even make blood splatter across the pages, it glitters instead. Even though you could argue that the blood is too violent (though it creates a nice parallel to the otherwise cute artwork), why would you replace it with glitter? The silly dialogue was also part of the original experience, and the actual mistakes in the artwork hardly mattered. Part of why I love the Sailor Moon comics is because of the contrast between the sweet and the gruesome, but now the sweet has to dominate. The original artwork and dialogue was good enough, despite some obvious flaws - in fact, the flaws are part of what makes a piece of art good; it makes it feel more human. The new version is not "ruined" or anything, but it isn't better either. After a certain point, you have to move forward instead of poking around in your old work.

(Ironically, I edited this post. Twice.)

Saturday 24 October 2015

They are wrinkly and taste like lint. Free dem nipple.

I made this for a guy I hardly know, about a year ago. It's a clay bust, but you can't send clay over internet so I made it in paint. Now use for PURPOSE!

Sunday 18 October 2015

Friday 2 October 2015

Das Lied vom Dummdeppen.

Not only do we play Dungeons and Dragons, but now we've picked up Mutant as well; and I've gone crazy from drawing maps and creatures for my own.
At school, the last animal has been dissected. Now we're back to bird-watching and learning skeletal structures. The more you know about animals, the less you like them.
I taught myself to drink tea, for the sake of my health. I'll try to keep up pace.

Thursday 24 September 2015

Monday 7 September 2015

I missed a great bargain today.

You have to hurry up, before it's too late.
I keep forgetting.
Again.
Again.
Again.
Again.
I need structure.

Friday 14 August 2015

Propaganda.

The competition has finally been won! But the winner wouldn't accept the prize. The winning submission is as follows:

The man is watching a six-week long porno of his favourite waifu, and he has started to mold, so the flies are eating him, but he just keeps watching. He is rotting away, and that's why he's just a head.

Congratulations! You can claim the prize at any time, should you change your mind.

Thursday 13 August 2015

Pushing the borders of colour.

I'm back in blogging; after turmoil, long awaited dentistry and death in the family. Sorry to keep you waiting, Algot, spambots and void.

Also: 100 posts! Now I can have pizza and cake, and so can YOU!

I'm rather sure that this is a new one.

My teeth are in good shape. I was praised.

(Pipefjun has you!)

Friday 24 July 2015

Pizza - at long, long last.

In more ways than one! I'm happier than a sea star in a pot of clams.

Monday 22 June 2015

Monday 8 June 2015

Friday 8 May 2015

Announcement of the fourth.

Some people never get tired of scaring the world to death.
Also: Burkpant.

Monday 6 April 2015

The Barbarians.

There are four of them. Five if you count the Everflowing Beer.

The name of the bottomless drinking horn is Mjödner.

Wednesday 1 April 2015

November in Thimbleweed Valley.

It looks way better in mid-spring, when there are flowers everywhere; and the giant morses retreat northwards. But once the snow comes down in the winter, and the eroded shores are free from passing ships, the silence is blissful and welcome indeed. That's what it's like when you live alone on untamed land.

(I just realised, that the snow on the mountains should probably end at the same altitude, but it doesn't. Bother.)

More dancing.

More. More. Until your foot is the shin. Yes.

Thursday 19 March 2015

The vast sea of my bed.

She gave me strength, but I still couldn't remember anything about transcription.

Wednesday 11 March 2015

Punsch.

I'm suffering from spleen in my sex appeal. I should go to the fell.

Tuesday 3 March 2015

Competition: Who is this man?

Make up a backstory for this character. Submit in comments or otherwise. The winner gets to buy sweeties for as much money as they can fit in their hand, and eat it all without regrets.

Friday 27 February 2015

I'm ill again.

I made up a new word to pass the time:

Romerostasis (from George Romero, a director or classic zombie movies; and Homeostasis, an organism's ability to uphold a constant inner environment) = That which enables zombies in fiction to "survive" in cold/warm, dry/humid, etc., environments without being destroyed, despite being dead and supposedly lacking homeostasis.

Tuesday 24 February 2015

Sunday 22 February 2015

Sunday 15 February 2015

Celebrating 1000 pageviews.

I'm ever so happy.

Phone book.

People who are said to derive from the norm need to be portrayed more often and realistiacally in all media. And they need to be presented with platforms where they can speak freely without risking that people call them fruits.

Friday 13 February 2015

My biggest idol likes Cola.

Bang on the window.

Ainbusk Warriors.


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