Some foods are supperiour to others.

Oh! The punnanity!

Upsi.

We accidentally obliterated the Nentir Vale and all life within it. It was amazing except we all died.

 

9/10.

I will feed you 'til you puke.

Pillower is the baby. Pilloxin is waving.

I killed a goofy and tried to feed it to the cat, but the cat just trod on it.

I met Piccolo in the university laboratory last week, when our class was studying plankton. He's nice and knows a lot about fish. I saw a plankter that was moving around very fast. It seemed fun. One plankter; many plankton. Piccolo introduced himself to me twice; I don't think he recognised me from one day to the next. I should probably use my face more.

Four goofies have crossed my path lately. Two stepped on me. I don't like it when they do that. One was walking across the window sill, clearly plotting against me. I had a book descend upon it. The last one I ordered someone else to kill, so he might be aquitted when trials are held. Autumn is goofy season. I respect that, but I wish they would stay in the compost.

I have a boat for sale.

I decided to try.

This was slightly not expected.

I DESIGN MORE!

More Pokémon for Wax and Chrome!

Bunfire is a Fire/Ice type Pokémon. It lives in snowy tundra landscapes. This Pokémon burns with a strange, endothermic fire. The central red flame warms the Bunfire's egg. It is a nocturnal being. Sometimes, at night, you can see little two-coloured flames moving about in the snow. It is a beautiful nature phenomenon.

Smilorock is a Rock/Ground type Pokémon. It is extinct, and can only be obtained with a Smile Fossil. It used to live in rocky plains. Using its big obsidian teeth, it dug burrows in the ground. Its massive size made it slow, but its strength and defense are unmatched. Ancient humans used the incredibly sharp teeth as tools and weapons, which is believed to be the reason for the Smilorock's extinction.

I DESIGN!

New Pokémon, if I were to make Pokémon games. I would call them Wax and Chrome.

Pilloxin is Fairy/Poison type. It lives in meadows near human settlements. They wait for prey to find comfort on their soft, silken belly; then strike with their poisonous fangs. If it has a trainer it likes, however, Pilloxin will allow them to sleep on its belly and protects them from danger.

Grasstodont is a Grass/Rock type. It's a relatively small Pokémon that can only be obtained with a Grin Fossil. Grasstodont lived on grassy mountains, moving in prides of 10 - 20 Pokémon. They used their strange hooves to grab onto cliffs, as they fed off of the vegetation.

Practicing cis-gender dimorphism with the animal twins.

They are looking at the Hindenburg disaster.

I want to make a movie.

The budget would be cake.

My brother is an artist too.

He depicts me very well.

I'm sorry I've been absent for a long time, but I got a bunch of new computer games and now my teeth are brown and yellow and I look like uncle Ned.

This is what happens when a lot of animals need to move and they only want to walk in the woods, and then they get ticks and borrelia and die. We need to take better care of the forest, and keep it in one piece.

Now you're all very confused.

I've caught a cold again. Usually I think of myself as a person who doesn't get sick easily, but I'm about to change my mind about that.

Somehow I managed to fail my latest two exams by only two and four points. The re-exams are being held during the first weeks of March. Lovely time to get sick.

I didn't see anything interesting today. At least I've achieved something great that will baffle people for generations.

EDIT: But not as confused as I am. Apparently, Blogger doesn't understand the concept of a leap year. And I who wanted to have a post on Febuary 29:th...

A sudden flatline.

I shall excel!

Here is my very own recipe for vegetarian curry:

Tools:

Teflon frying pan with lid

Knife

Cutting board

Big spoon

Ingredients:

2 big garlic cloves

2 carrots, medium size

1 bulb onion (yellow onion)

2 shallots

2 dl / 1 cup (US) red lentils

1 apple (preferably Aroma, but any apple is good)

2 dl / 1 cup (US) Crème fraîche (or plant-based equivalent of such)

Some cooking oil

Spices:

Yellow curry

Paprika

Black pepper

1 bouillon cube for vegetables (or any equivalent of such)

How to:

Cut garlic, carrots and all the onions. Pour cooking oil in a teflon pan and fry a lot of curry. Add the cut up vegetables and fry them in the curry, until they are soft.

Add 1 liter / 4,25 cups (US) water and ½ teaspoon of salt. Add the lentils, put the lid on and let the food boil for 10 minutes.

Cut up and add the apple, then add as much spices as you like. Boil for another five minutes.

Add the Crème fraîche and let the food start boiling again. Taste the food and add more spices if you like.

Serve with boiled rice and a salad.

I use many apostrophies!

Perverted Croquis.

The best thing about this painting - besides the obvious - is that it's real art.

Croquis!

In Microsoft Paint.

This is the second version.

It's here! Kisses!

Did you get your cards ready on time?

Oh, Narkissos.

I made myself popcorn and coco, ready to have a cozy night. Thirty minutes later I find myself re-reading my own old blog posts.

23:23

I was reading the back of the milk carton. There was a recepy for hot cocoa there. At the end it said that, if you don't have a spoon to stir with, you can stir with a candy cane. Not "To give a hint of mint", or anything - if you don't have a spoon. What bewildering elf-land is Ica secretly selling its milk to, where people would sooner have a candy cane than a spoon?

And it all comes together, like I wanted it to.

I went ahead of myself and read today's Rocky.

I feel so much more content.

Sleeves and Yelling.

Melancholia strikes so easily in spring, which shouldn't arrive in January anyways. I just feel very heavy right now. And light. Tired, but I don't want to sleep; because there's nothing fun for me when I wake up. I can't seem to bother, even with important things. It's only this far and deep into the night, that you realise your superficiality in the daytime; which didn't arrive today anyways.

Happy Pilot Friend.

It is nice to make new friends.

This is very important!

My brother and I were looking for Sailor Moon merchandise, when we discovered something strange. J-list sells these Sailor Moon Crystal Tortilla Chips, with different flavours; promoted by different characters. Here's the thing: How can you honestly sell these chips, and have Sailor Mercury on the packet for Grilled Pork flavour chips; and Sailor Mars on those with Anchovy and Garlic flavour? It should so obviously be the other way around! It's so clear why it should be like that, that I won't even bother explaining it!

 

How can you misunderstand as simple a concept as tortilla chips? To me, this is evidence that those who made these chips don't know or understand the Sailor Moon characters well enough to make merchandise in the first place. They should really rethink their decision.

I remembered this, instead of filing important documents.

Yay me.

I assume you are here for the art.

That's why the wall is so ugly.

I Worry.

Everyone who wants GOG.com to release Shivers and Veil of Darkness, say "YES YES YES!"

Everyone who wants Markiplier to make let's-plays of those games, say "YES YES YES!"

Everyone who wants a pie, say "YES YES YES!"